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{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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Montgomery County Courthouse is a historic courthouse located at Troy, Montgomery County, North Carolina. It was designed by the architectural firm of Benton & Benton and built in 1921. It is a three-story, rectangular tan brick building in the Classical Revival style. It features a pedimented tetrastyle Doric order pedimented portico with a clock in the tympanum of the pediment. The interior was remodeled in 1976.
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Succinea antiqua is an extinct species of small, air-breathing land snail, a terrestrial pulmonate gastropod mollusc in the family Succineidae, the amber snails.
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