{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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