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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}

{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}

{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}

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{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}

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